There you go letting more of that feminine mystique get out into the general male population!
Getting the sucker drained before having to make a decision what to do to the tooth sounds like even more torture to me...oooch.
I asked my brother how Daddy skinned a deer with a golf ball...you cut around the neck, split the hide from the belly all the way up to the neck..which you do when you gut it. Be sure to hang the deer by the head. Cut the legs off and the first joint, cut up the cneter inside of the legs where it meets the chest...do the same for all legs. Peel down enough hide on the neck where you can get a golf ball. Put the golf ball on hair side and tie the rope around the golf ball that is now covered with hide. He'd then tie the rope to the Jeep and slowly backed up and off the hide would come. He says a 4 wheeler would do too. I just remember I thought it was weird to skin something with a golf ball. I was taught to do it with a knife and me hands! :p
When it comes to cars and stuff like that Elf, that's when I get all fluttery eyelashes and "Why I don't know nuthin' about this here car. Why don't you explain it to me since you're a big, strong man." Then when the man's talking my mind wanders...just like you said Elf.
Eeek! The guinea patrol is at the window and making their weird guinea noise, can't think! They're the funniest birds and seem to love to eat bugs and we have lots to feed them. You ought to see them try to figure out what the puppies are and the puppies try to figure out what they are. I've got all kinds of entertainment here.
I was aiming at Mike with the Elephant dart but missed. I might have gotten Crusty though...he was standing in the corner naked and passing gas...haven't seem him toddling about since. :p