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"I need a 710!?!" LOL
#105730 03/14/08 02:57 PM
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
Replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece
of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the Middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is click here: http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg



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IrishElf, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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Oh how funny! However I am a blonde so I take it in good fun. My hubby is always telling blonde jokes about me.
My friends daughter thought a roast came from a rooster. This was when she was in highschool and then another time I had taken her out to drive with her learners. As we came to the crosswalk I asked her what she needed to do. She said "watch for the Presbryterians. I thought I would die laughing as I told her it was pedesterians.


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That is very funny Irish Elf.I sent that to all my friends.

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That is so funny Irish Elf! Thanks for sharing that!
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Oh Elf, thanks for brightening my day!


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I had to put oil in my car today and I couldn't get my 710 to come off. As frustrated as I was, I kept thinking about this post and laughing...so THANKS AGAIN!!!!

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