All right, I guess we have to go back to talking about boring old Quantum Physics, Paleontology and the true meaning of Life ... again.
Dang. Just when I got my new copies of Maxim, Billiards Monthly and Jock-Itching Bikers Quarterly in the mail.
Oh well. Hey, who was the jerk who was talking about skinny women and let the Spondy Gals in the other clubhouse overhear them?
Who's that? Me?!! I did not ... No, I didn't. I posted a thread about listing the women we love, but hey ... Mother Theresa and Jesus' mom were put on the list ... And NEITHER of them were skinny ... frail and emaciated, perhaps ... but skinny? No!
What are the women so curious about? Maybe we should talk about Prostate Cancer or Politics or something with gravitas. Well, forget it, gals, we're just as shallow as you imagine/want us to be.
Now open a can of beans, Crusty, and let's sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about our ex-girlfriends ...