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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91353 11/03/07 03:15 AM
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Bogus subject lines ... Great idea!

Suggestions?

How about:

4) Oprah made me cry ... again.

3) I love Oral sex so much because I like to ...

2) That woman online had a GREAT personality!

and the number one bogus subject line:

1) Why can't my wife handle my enormous penis?

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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91354 11/03/07 06:12 PM
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Why does it hurt when I pee?


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91355 11/04/07 01:12 AM
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I,ve been dating two different women for about a year. Now they tell me that they want to spend time with me on the same days, all three of us together. Does this sound unusual or should I be happy ? confused


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91356 11/04/07 02:08 AM
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Meh, flake on them, treat them like poo, they'll want you even more. Get a third one to keep you busy while you let the other 2 steep for a while.


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91357 11/04/07 04:10 AM
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Why does it hurt when you pee? Have you seen Grindhouse - Planet Terror? In the hospital exam room when the one doc was checking out the guy with the pustules? Could be that or it could be what the other doc was looking at on the computer screen behind them. As far as the multiple girlfriends, you should check out the "Machette" preview that's shown just before Grindhouse starts. Of course, that was a mother daughter but Machette pulled it off. On to Oprah...I don't really like her. She is good sometimes when she isn't talking (much) or is in a good mood, but sometimes she's moody and a very poor listener when she needs to be a good one. I sometimes look at the description of the show and I'll take a peek but the person she's interviewing will be talking about something interesting and Okra will interupt and change topics to something stupid or boring and I'm left hanging wondering what the rest of the interesting story was. It's like, "OKRA, sit back and listen sometimes and shut up!" This is the MENS board so I wont say, "Sorry if you like her but I feel this way!" Hell no. Suck it up! I still can't figure out the answer to the very valid subject line..uhh, I'll just call it number 1. laugh

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#91358 11/04/07 05:57 PM
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WHY CAN,T YOU PEE? 1. BACTERIAL Infection
2.enlargement of the Prostate 3.Inflammation of the Prostate 5.Uretheal Infection, 6. Kidney Infection 7. Obstruction of the Canal, 8.SIN
9.Don,t drink enough liquids 10. Urgency, you feel like you need to go but you really don,t have to 11. you are having too much Sex laugh


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#91359 11/04/07 07:42 PM
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Gentlemen,

There is a limit to what we can post here. This is a board that is provided by a private organization. We need to be respectful of the image we give of that organization. This is a public board and anyone who comes to this site can read this. Off subject topics are fine with me, but you need to remember that there is a line we can't cross.

Have fun, and plenty of it. But keep in mind that this is the SAA board.


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91360 11/04/07 09:54 PM
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Why does doom follow me? No prob Ken.

Respect 2 da ladies.

Peace out!


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91361 11/17/07 02:49 AM
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Just wanted to light the bulb for this mostly unused forum.


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Re: I sooo wanna peak in the girls room
#91362 11/17/07 04:29 AM
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Hey! Who turned on the $#^&#$&* lights?!
(starts putting clothes back on ...)

Ummm, ... err ... Hi. (blush) Mitzi and I were just ... ummm ... looking for ... dust bunnies. Yeah, that's it ... in fact, they're radioactive invisible dust bunnies and you can only see them when they glow in the dark ... so ... that's ... why ... we ... had the lights off ... (smiles wanly.) (cough) Say, how about that Barry Bonds being indicted?


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