Spondylitis Association of America Forums General Discussion Men Only Message Board I sooo wanna peak in the girls room

I don't though. I wonder what they write in there. Are they peaking in here? OMG quick we need a password! How about..... "Do you have a twisted sister album I can borrow?" They'll never say that one...

We should raid their forum once a month. You know.. just to let them know we care...

Oh Yeh ! I bet that the WOMEN will really like that. Well in my opinion that is much better than what the Senator did with the foot tap.
Every Red Blooded American Boy peeks at the Women.

A panty raid on the women's message board?
Cool. Let's do it and blame it on the dieteers.
:rolleyes:


Spenser23

I bet they just talk about their hair and if that outfit makes them look fat. Nothing interesting what we have going on in here. Sheesh, and they say men don't open up! I mean we have a hunting and infatuation thread! What more do they want?

I just can't figure these girls out.

hehe

All right, I guess we have to go back to talking about boring old Quantum Physics, Paleontology and the true meaning of Life ... again.

Dang. Just when I got my new copies of Maxim, Billiards Monthly and Jock-Itching Bikers Quarterly in the mail.

Oh well. Hey, who was the jerk who was talking about skinny women and let the Spondy Gals in the other clubhouse overhear them?

Who's that? Me?!! I did not ... No, I didn't. I posted a thread about listing the women we love, but hey ... Mother Theresa and Jesus' mom were put on the list ... And NEITHER of them were skinny ... frail and emaciated, perhaps ... but skinny? No!

What are the women so curious about? Maybe we should talk about Prostate Cancer or Politics or something with gravitas. Well, forget it, gals, we're just as shallow as you imagine/want us to be.

Now open a can of beans, Crusty, and let's sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about our ex-girlfriends ...


Spenser23

Beans? So close to an open flame?

One of my favorite skinny women is Naomi Cambell. She has above average skill in throwing phones and tantrum fits and that's something I appreciate.

Busted, the girls will get even for snooping! I think they are making wanted posters right now. I'm afraid to look on the women's board to see if they pecked your carcass clean and find nothing left but a skeleton in the dust. I think I saw that in an old western. Maybe we should launch a rescue mission for for him. Naaa, he'll alright. Pass the marshmellows and my cattle prod. I have a special way of cooking my marshmellows.

Maybe we should create some bogus subject lines. I can think of several that would definitely get their curiosity up or keep them out, depending on which way you wanted to go with it.
I think they're snooping around looking for busted at the moment and have hired that bounty hunter on tv's wife (and he's the one in the relationship called Dog) to track him down and smother him with her large, ummmmmmmmssss.

Bogus subject lines ... Great idea!

Suggestions?

How about:

4) Oprah made me cry ... again.

3) I love Oral sex so much because I like to ...

2) That woman online had a GREAT personality!

and the number one bogus subject line:

1) Why can't my wife handle my enormous penis?

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Hi Ladies.
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Spenser23

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I,ve been dating two different women for about a year. Now they tell me that they want to spend time with me on the same days, all three of us together. Does this sound unusual or should I be happy ?

Meh, flake on them, treat them like poo, they'll want you even more. Get a third one to keep you busy while you let the other 2 steep for a while.

Why does it hurt when you pee? Have you seen Grindhouse - Planet Terror? In the hospital exam room when the one doc was checking out the guy with the pustules? Could be that or it could be what the other doc was looking at on the computer screen behind them. As far as the multiple girlfriends, you should check out the "Machette" preview that's shown just before Grindhouse starts. Of course, that was a mother daughter but Machette pulled it off. On to Oprah...I don't really like her. She is good sometimes when she isn't talking (much) or is in a good mood, but sometimes she's moody and a very poor listener when she needs to be a good one. I sometimes look at the description of the show and I'll take a peek but the person she's interviewing will be talking about something interesting and Okra will interupt and change topics to something stupid or boring and I'm left hanging wondering what the rest of the interesting story was. It's like, "OKRA, sit back and listen sometimes and shut up!" This is the MENS board so I wont say, "Sorry if you like her but I feel this way!" Hell no. Suck it up! I still can't figure out the answer to the very valid subject line..uhh, I'll just call it number 1.

WHY CAN,T YOU PEE? 1. BACTERIAL Infection
2.enlargement of the Prostate 3.Inflammation of the Prostate 5.Uretheal Infection, 6. Kidney Infection 7. Obstruction of the Canal, 8.SIN
9.Don,t drink enough liquids 10. Urgency, you feel like you need to go but you really don,t have to 11. you are having too much Sex

Gentlemen,

There is a limit to what we can post here. This is a board that is provided by a private organization. We need to be respectful of the image we give of that organization. This is a public board and anyone who comes to this site can read this. Off subject topics are fine with me, but you need to remember that there is a line we can't cross.

Have fun, and plenty of it. But keep in mind that this is the SAA board.

Why does doom follow me? No prob Ken.

Respect 2 da ladies.

Peace out!

Just wanted to light the bulb for this mostly unused forum.

Hey! Who turned on the $#^&#$&* lights?!
(starts putting clothes back on ...)

Ummm, ... err ... Hi. (blush) Mitzi and I were just ... ummm ... looking for ... dust bunnies. Yeah, that's it ... in fact, they're radioactive invisible dust bunnies and you can only see them when they glow in the dark ... so ... that's ... why ... we ... had the lights off ... (smiles wanly.) (cough) Say, how about that Barry Bonds being indicted?


Spenser23

Personally, I don't care if he did the roids or not. I think he is still a great ballplayer and, truth be known, I would say the use of performance enhancing substances goes all the way back in the sport. Read Buck O'Neill's book. Even in the Negro Leagues, they used caffeine, uppers, and any other substance they could get that they thought might improve their game. Guess I can never be a professional baseball player with all the prednisone I've been taking the past few months, lol (waiting for the trial of dmards to end so I can get onto a tnf and hopefully get some relief).

Well, the difference in this instance is, Steroids are illegal. Caffeine is not and uppers are not considered performance enhancing. They may give you a lift, but they don't enhance your ability. Steroids are a cheat, plain and simple. Bonds is a great ballplayer without cheating, no doubt. BUT, he also cheated and used an illegal substance to enhance his skills, and there's just no getting around that, imho.

Spenser23

This is like the mens Goodbye Everyone continues thread. I like it.

Don't care about sports. I like to play but hate coaches. I like watching football sometimes but I'd rather watch Poker or Golf.

Steroids are steroids. I don't think anyone who takes performance enhancers believes for one second that they are not cheating. They are cheating in real life just like Liposuction is cheating on weight loss. Yeah it's still weight loss but it is not the best way to do it if you can do it another way.

And there are no professional weight loss leagues.

(Reality shows don't count. LOL)

Spenser23

Go Sabres!

Love the new Calvin avatar!

Psst, Storm, don't tell anyone, but here's a link to that picture we talked about in the chat room today:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v213/Spenser23/ebringereatingpasta2.jpg


That's the best I could do on short notice.

Spenser23

Spenser, that was funny as hell.

Not bad. Not bad.

He almost looks hypnotized. he he


Here he is as a child...






- Storm

Oh, ps...

Guys, we need better locks on the doors.

The He-Man Woman Haters Club has been invaded...

I was outnumbered, so I was barely able to escape.

he he

-Storm

Again? Those girls just don't know how to restrain themselves. I suppose we're all just too irresistable.


Spenser23

Well Tadao, we've only got about 3000 more posts to go to catch up!

We'll never catch up. We're the strong, silent types.


Spenser23

posting just to increase size

Posting increases size?

he he

-Storm

well, I'd like to think so... LOL

But then I notice that MsJay has almost 600 more posts than I do.


Spenser23

LOL, hers is bigger than yours, but then maybe some suspected that all along.

Her number of posts, that is

I really have nothing to say, anyone miss doing things like skateboarding? I'm afraid to take a fall nowadays. I was just introduced to horses and it's a bummer that my back probably can't take riding.

I'm bored out of my mind today.

Panty raid?

Yeah I miss a lot of things like skateboarding and horseback riding, if I sit and focus long enough on them. I try to avoid getting into long regrets about what I can no longer do. There's still much we can do.

Spenser23

Cindy Lou. I saw you. Bad! Bad!

Spondy gals won'tcha come out tonight,
come out tonight, come out tonight.
Spondy gals won'tcha come out tonight... and chat by the light of the moon.