Spondylitis Association of America Forums General Discussion Off-Topic Forum Goodbye Everyone continues

Ms. Jay,
I've been wanting to ask you something very personal. I thought of asking you by e-mail or private message, but that isn't as private as here! I have noticed we have many things in common, singing, the mother ship, music, pain. Could it all be coincidence or could we be related? My middle name is Jalvis and your Elvis love child is Javis..is it possible?? Not trying to distract you from the band like I did with my chicken story. Maybe we both are test tube babies on the mother ship and that would certainly explain the antenna's on my head and the tail. Your loving family member, brad

OMG! I can't believe this! I have been up since 4 a.m. brainstorming for a band name (have a good one too), and you take away my glory with this story about being related to MsJay? How low will you stoop? (sorry, no pun intended there)

Linda

Oh, I'm sorry Linda. Please tell me your band name. this is a big secret so don't tell Ms. Jay..you know how fickle she is..in the band, out of the band, now back in the band. I'm secretly taking applications behind her back. You never know when she'll just drop us and we'll need replacements lined up. Honestly, what is all this airtime in a tank in Mexico or Texas. Did you buy that. I think she's going to collect the cattle, land, my ball of string, glue stick, footless chicken, biting dog in a wheelchair (named Piggy)and just skip out on us with the cash. She'll run and grab the airtime, which is in HER name and promote herself. Maybe I just overly suspicious, but we should keep our eyes open.

I think the news of our possible family relations was too much of a shock to her. I'll have to find out where her birth mark is. All us aliens have it in the same place..the bottom of our feet in case anyone's mind was wandering too far. B :p

Well, well, well....just as to be expected...you take a couple of minutes off...what happens? but of course, they turn on you. Like a bunch of vultures. Like with that diversion re the poor chicken, I don't believe a word of it. This Crusty character has somehow tapped into my data banks....knows my weaknesses...my huge electronic heart, my proclivity toward any sub species (and there are just soooo many) to aid and assist them, I've changed chips three times this morning trying to reactivate the evil thinking banks we put in archives, due to the pregnancy and all. More and more I am thinking I will have to resort to them if this band thing doesn't turn turn turn turn }!(_-\ (little glitch there.) Now Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and was a good friend of mine, till Crusty came along and took him out and got him drunk on wine. It's been nothing but a three dog fight ever since. I have been in constant contact with the mother ship, they are at this moment scanning all crustyborgs created in this millenium. We'll soon know if this is real, or just one of those things... Could this be magic? It's impossible....oh I am just at a loss, excuse me for a few...hmmmmm normalcy...show thyself...now...pill form? sure, thank you.
me? related to him? oh please don't let it be, let it be...

Oh and yes, important for all my loyal supporters to know; I'm going to put this "lewd"
assumption of Crusty's that we are related to rest, as soon as I can find someone to look at my birthmark!

If you do have a birthmark on your foot, the mother ship can zoom in with their satelites. That's how I found mine. At first I thought I just stepped in something, but it wont wash off. I'm not so bad to be related to. I run a little 2 faced, but thats only because while I was growing in the test tube, the scientist accidently spilled some copy machine toner in with me so my face copied to the back of my head. I'm the nice one and haven't made any horrible comments at all, they guy behind me causes all the trouble. help, help, he's trying to spin me around so he can type.

Crusty if you had two faces, you certainly wouldn't wear that one. That evil you're thinking of is in your head, not on the back of it. I must warn you. I have heard well whispers...from members of the MS (Mother Ship for earthlings) that the Master is quite angry, in fact mad about you. Thinks you have divulged way too much information regarding our business here. I asked them to please please ***ure the chief that I of course had absolutely nothing to do with much of these ludicrous ***umptions you are displaying. I think mama's got a brand new bag, yeah....

"If I fall you're going down with me, going down with me baby if I fall". No offense intended by quoting the Dixie Chicks. I am extremely patriotic, but the song applies. Ms Jay, you wanna hear about a chicken we use to have named stitch..named because missy had to sew her up one day after a dog attack. She did it with cross stitch thread. You know your a redneck if your wife pulls out the sewing kit when you or the animals need a mendin'.

Can't believe you can't type ***ume, hope the asterisks in my previous message were understood, I didn't put them there....just word parts...probably the gremlins again. Lots of words have doube s's in them. Probably Crusty's doing..wouldn't put it past him.

I realized it was asure with 2 s's and asume with 2 s's. This site would not be compatible with george carlan. Words such as ****, ****, ****, *****, ****, ****, etc. would not be accepted as polite behavior. Wonder if there is more restrictions since the uprising a couple weeks ago. It's raining here again and I have to run to town. Missy ordered a book, "***** and stitch" or was it "stitch and *****"? I can ***ure you, opps, guarantee you that the chicken stories are true. Stubby really is in the yard, stitch went to another home. I did tell you about the skunk visit in the middle of the night and the show down on the porch, didn't I? See ya later. You're right, I am responsible..I responsible for most things as I try to overthrow the world. My first step is to add plenty of stars so no one can understand your cries for help when the master comes for you because you've been a bad girl again!! Being the mother of the prodigy child, Javis will only get you so far. Take care, Brad