Spondylitis Association of America Forums General Discussion Off-Topic Forum Goodbye Everyone continues

MsJay, you have not yet approved my name for The Band. Please advise at your earliest possible convenience so that I can get my attorneys working on this. I think the name I suggested came from the mothership....what else could it be with an epiphany at 4 am? What am I becoming? Please help!

LindaT

Well Crusty, hope you are happy...got called onto the tartan...yeah..no carpet allowed on the mother ship...fire danger and all...I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...are you happy. they have me on a battey operated transient infusion mobile system and am under house arrest,well they call it personal protection, but I know a rest when I see one, even more when I get one. Now this stitched chicken...I have this image....it has do do with a major holiday earthlings celebrate,and they stuff this uhhh bird, sometimes to the extent it has to be "stitched" while it cooks. Now please***sure me this is not what happened to Stitch. In my delicate condition, and wires running every which a way,I just don't know how much more I can bare, or is it bear, come to think about it, am feeling pretty grizzly. The head of ship security has let me know they are sending someone to shut you up, said your ramblings are making them fear that either your antennae is being scrambled or you have some other malfunction. I told them you lived at the corner of function and malfunction, so look for superiors at any time. Please put the temporary quarters in the best possible order, you know how they are about space..use it or lose it. I don't know why I feel the need to notify you so that you can be ready for their visit, considering the recent deceit I have encountered,but then again, live and let live, so in the spirit of old St. Louis I am trying to forgive. Let me know when the ship sais in.

Sorry for buttin' in here,I've been trying to keep track of this witty convo. but just can't concentra........
what was I saying? Anyway without a word of lie,when I was 14(24 years ago) I played drums in a high school metal band, our name was FUSION.
Can't remember if there was a trade mark.You might want to pick a new name,just to be safe.
Maybe "PERMANENTLY STIFF" your first single could be called "ERRECTION" good luck
Rusty

Trademark, Schnademark.....WE don't care! We surpass all boundaries and laws. I love FUSION and I'm stickin to it! Guess you liked it too, huh, Rusty?

Now, if I could only get MsJay's approval, all would be well. Don't think I will be able to sleep until that mission is accomplished. <fret fret>

LindaT

Rusty,
Even though your response was probably purely innocent, it presents a theme we aren't really going for. In our imaginary band, we want it to be a family show where people can bring the kids. We don't want parents covering their kids eyes everytime they see the back of our shirts. In my 'starry' post, I added all the stars myself to keep minds thinking and imagining. With your post, there was no wondering about anything. With your directness, you too must be from the mother ship. do you remember your life in a test tube? Have you met our green master? Do you think we all watch way too much Sci-Fi channel?? I went in to have surgery today for the removal of my antennae and the tail. You might think I use the antennae for receiving messages from the mother ship but actually I received the messages through my tail. Now with it trimmed off to fit in better with humans I can hide from the master when he comes to punish me for spilling the beans.

Ms. Jay and LindaT,
We went to pick up Missy's book and it rained and hailed the whole way to the post office. Once we got back home, lightning was striking all around our area. Then, I had to run back outside to take care of something and BAM. Missy was waiting at the door and we both saw the close blue flash and a static kinda sound. I ran as fast as an AS'er can to the door. Very Scary. Regarding Stitch, she was attacked by a little dachshund who tore her neck open. Missy cleaned it all up and sewed her up at the kitchen sink and she never made it to the dinner table. If a bird lives through that, she deserves to live. She didn't do a cross stitch though, just a regular one. She healed up fast and we kept packing it with antibiotics. We had a friend that was an old style country vet. He taught missy a lot about fixing things at home with the stuff you have on hand. When we went into his clinic, he would be in back and say come on in and there he was doing a surgery while talking with us, then showing us how to spay and neuter. Small towns! He was great fun. Gonna go lay down. The storm is not helping me any and I'm sure the lightning was attempts at my capture by the master. Take care, brad

I think we can get her to agree to it. her hormones are really running high right now with the birth of Javis so if we catch her while she's weak and have lots of chocolate, she'll agree to anything. She may just agree if we babysit for awhile so she can get some sleep. Eventually she'll have to get some sleep! Fusion, Fusion, Fusion!

As all of you wannabes know...I was concerned about oneupmanship...then here's this diva business, but I do believe that it was not an epiphany at all. I think it was divined that we be called Fusion. Our first recording is going to go something like.
Everybody's doing a brand new dance now...
come on spondys do the local fusion..
if you don't join in now, there's always the
old transfusion, oooo oooo ooo the fusion stays
never never goes away...
so...get the papers, attorneys, whatever, we are
finally making some progress, we aint using...we're fusing oh yeah oh yeah, fusing beats musing, do tell do tell....I'm in love with the name...I was just sure it was meant to be one word.. And as lead singer...remember
DIVA is also one word.

.dsajafd ksldasa tiu aa;fj;ja UH OH
was wiping chocolates off the kb sorry
excuse post please. Yes, always master,
I know, will be no further eating in lan
area....

YES YES YES......my purpose in life has been fulfilled. MsJay, the song is perfect and fits us to a tee! We've really got some creative juices flowing now. I can feel it. (may be the Soma I just took). YES, it WAS divined and I was the vessel. Do you realize what this means to my life?

You know all this talk that Crusty is shoveling out about chickens and such reminded me of my baboon attack. Yes, right here in the heart of Houston, Texas! And MY story is TRUE!!!

LindaT

I am being totally honest about the toeless chicken! Honest engine. Am I going to have to send you girls a picture of my chicken's feet? I hope she doesn't get her feelings hurt over her stubs being sent through e-mail, but I must protect my good name. Stubby will understand. Please, continue about the baboon story..I'm all ears, now that the antennae are gone!