Actually I had a pet hen once who loved to sit on my head - she propped her feet on my ears and gave my scalp a thorough going-over for mites and other nasties, like ticks. Very useful, every family should have a head-sitting hen. Being a very independent and politically correct fowl, she would've been insulted at the mere mention of duck tape.
Joani; 72-year-old with undifferentiated spondylitis and erosive inflammatory osteoarthritis in hands & wrists; taking low-dose prednisone, Vitamin D, use Voltaren gel for hands & wrists; other meds for heart, thyroid, allergies & sinusitis. Blessed with great husband, 5 kids & their spouses, 11 beautiful grandchildren.