No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the
Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the
Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It
looks like you have seen a lot of action" The Marine's short reply
was, "Yes, ma'am a lot."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally
the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
He looked at her and replied, "1955". She said, "Well, there you are.
You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!
I mean no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Marine, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"You think so? It's only 2130 now."