1. Sag, You're It!
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear
4. Kick the Bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
6. Doc, Doc Goose
7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
8. Hide and Go Pee
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical Recliners
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Does this sound familiar?

I'm the life of the party .. even when it lasts 'till 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening child-proof caps .. with a hammer.
I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.
I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.
I'm very good at telling stories..over & over & over & over & over--
I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.
I'm so cared for; long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, politicians...
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.
I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh....
I'm a walking storeroom of facts...I've just lost the storeroom.
I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.
I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, Cd's, IRA's, AARP
I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel.. Am I 150?
I'm anti-everything: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-inflammatory....
I'm supporting all movements.. by eating bran, prunes & raisins.
I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life.
Do I have Alzheimer's? I don't remember. But, I'm happy, I think!


It's a new year.