A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She
Replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece
of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the Middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is click here: http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg



As you slide down the bannister of life...May the splinters never point the wrong way.